GET OFF YOUR PHONE TEE

$24.97

Made to order — cut, washed, and shipped in 5–7 business days

GET OFF YOUR PHONE.

Thanks for being present.

Printed in red across the chest, exactly as it reads. No mirror, no code to crack — just the sentence, and whoever is standing in front of you reading it before you notice.

Heavyweight cotton, cut loose. The one you reach for when you are actually going somewhere.

THE SPECS

100% cotton, 7.7 oz/yd² (260 g/m²)
Front chest print, red on white — 40 × 52 cm
Relaxed unisex fit, regular sleeve, crew neck
White, sizes S–3XL

MEASUREMENTS (INCHES)

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length	26.6	27.4	28.4	29.3	30.1	30.7
Shoulder	18.9	19.9	20.9	21.9	22.8	23.8
Chest (flat)	19.7	20.7	21.7	22.6	23.6	24.6
Sleeve	8.5	8.7	8.9	9.1	9.3	9.5

Cut loose on purpose. Take your usual size, or size down for a closer fit.

CARE

Machine wash cold on gentle. No bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron low and never on the print. No dry cleaning.

MADE TO ORDER

Nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing is mass produced. Yours is made after you order it and takes about 5–7 days to reach you.

No mask. No performance. No guise.

Details

Heavyweight washed cotton fleece
Vintage acid wash — every piece fades uniquely
Mirrored "NOGUISE ALLOWED" chest print
"MASK OFF" graphic across back
Oversized unisex fit: drop shoulders, relaxed body
Paint-splatter finish at pocket
Kangaroo pocket, rib-knit cuffs and waist hem

Fit

Intentionally oversized. Order true to size for the full silhouette, or size down to sharpen it.

Care

Wash inside out on cold. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Never iron the graphic.

Shipping

Each piece is made to order and ships within 5–7 business days. You'll receive tracking the moment it leaves the floor.

GET OFF YOUR PHONE TEE — Size Chart